1. We all know and love him as Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds.
2. But he also happens to be the world's biggest dork and an angel sent down from heaven to save mankind.
3. He continuously proves to be an innovative genius.
4. He showcases his patriotism in a fresh, bold manner.
5. And is secretly a five-year-old.
6. His taste in clothing is always impeccable.
7. Your loser boyfriend should be in awe of his fashion sense.
Who actually owns a flamingo umbrella?
8. He even colour coordinates with his whoopie cushion.
9. He is a grown ass man who proudly wears mismatched socks.
10. Any time of year, all around the world.
11. His entire life is stylistically pleasing.
12. It's almost as if he's a walking art piece.
13. He lives life on the edge.
14. You wouldn't dream of mixing in the same circles as him.
15. And no one is insusceptible to his charm.
16. Because he probably resides in an artsy alternate universe carefully curated for the ideal Instagram aesthetic.
17. He is always adorably festive on Halloween.
18. And is actually a Christmas legend.
19. No one appreciates a good photoshop job like he does.
20. And he's a huge family-man.
21. Finally, let us not forget about the greatest photoshoot of all.
22. Arguably the finest art series of our time.
23. Probably to be hung proudly in The MoMa someday.
24. Generations upon generations will look back on these and think to themselves...
25. "Boy, do I wish I could've followed that guy on Twitter."
