Buzz·Posted on 28 Sept 201619 Tweets That Are Hilarious Because They Are True AF"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area."by Remee PatelBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jomny sun @jonnysun [normal life] ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week [packing for vacation] hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts 03:50 PM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sandra @Sanbel11 Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages? 02:14 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Nice Eric @ericsshadow I love how companies advertise "No Payments Until 2018" like I'm going to have extra money in two years. 08:15 PM - 27 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mike Bianchi @Mike_Bianchi Hey people who have to taste ice cream before they buy it, here's a tip. It's good. It's all fucking good. 01:32 AM - 08 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. bᎾᏟᎪ ᏟhᎥᏟᎪ 💚 @girlontapas 1. Wear Fitbit 2. Pack gym clothes 3. Pack salad 4. Go to work 5. Eat donut 6. Go out for lunch 7. Skip gym Rinse and Repeat. 10:03 AM - 12 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. SardonicTart™👓 @SardonicTart *At work for 20 minutes* "OMG this day is dragging." 12:17 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. molly soda @mollysoda Have a crush on someone? Throw your phone away! 07:40 AM - 01 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Josh @iwearaonesie "Shhh!" - me, drunk, to the pots and pans that just fell out of the cabinet 03:47 AM - 27 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. jomny sun @jonnysun *opens recipe* "1. preheat oven to--" *closes recipe* 12:27 AM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area. 11:39 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP Ever think you know where everything goes in the kitchen but then learn you don’t know the difference between a strainer and a colander? 03:47 PM - 05 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jess @jessokfine [I send a message] Lol I am so funny and clever [45 seconds without response] God dammit what have I done? 07:06 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sage Boggs @sageboggs Remember when you'd be staying at a friend's house & you'd wake up before them & wouldn't know what to do? That's how my whole life feels 02:03 AM - 27 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. AmberTozer @AmberTozer Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself 11:34 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nice Eric @ericsshadow [6:00pm] i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight i will not snack tonight [11:00pm] yay i did it! [11:01pm] *preheats oven* 06:03 AM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. weedchainsaw @tuckonthis when someone is looking for something i help by saying "it's gotta be around here somewhere" 03:13 PM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Timmy™ @TheTimmyToes *sees baby* *crouches down, does some cute baby talk* *no reaction from baby* *stands up slowly* You've made a powerful enemy today, baby 05:29 AM - 23 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Tim @Playing_Dad [7:00 AM in bed] *closes eyes for a bit* *Opens eyes* 8:15am Oh hell [1:00pm @ work] *closes eyes for a bit* *Opens eyes* 12:55pm WTF 11:49 AM - 20 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. mo @chuuew Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house 06:18 PM - 07 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite