1. Sadly, this pyramid cat hideout doesn't come in people size, but it will look really neat-o in your home.
It also comes with diamond cutout toys, because ONLY THE BEST is accepted.
LoveThyBeast Energy Pyramid, $32, modpetlife.com.
2. Keeping your cat cozy this winter with a heated bed will be the gift that keeps on giving.
3. FOUR WORDS: WATCH OUT, KEYBOARD CAT.
4. Who needs Santa's sleigh when you can push your indoor cat baby around in this stroller?
5. I scream, you scream, your cat is an ice cream truck driver now.
6. Let your cat unwind with the purrfect nap in this fleece hammock.
7. Here's a personalized food dish so they can have a Christmas feast to tell their cat friends about.
8. For the very best kind of catertainment, all you need is the Cat Dreams DVD.
It's an hour and a half of cat porn, basically. (Think mice running through a house, birds chirping, etc.)
Cat Dreams DCD, $13.50, amazon.com.
9. It's a scratching post, and a cat bed, and there's a LIVING TREE at the base. NBD, just a TREEHOUSE for your cat.
10. These catnip fortune cookies look cute enough to eat.
11. Have a VERY Merry Christmas with these totally legal catnip joints.
12. Give your cat the gift of revenge (a concept she clearly gets?) with one of these handmade "retribution" toys.
13. Now you and kitty-witty can pig out on Christmas treats together with these catnip-filled "cookies."
14. Honor your cat's inner hunter with this badass cabin hideaway.
15. OK, so this isn't exactly a present for your pet, but it sort of is? A personalized tote for your cat's stuff?
16. The fun to be had with these addictive bubbles by your pet AND you makes this soooo worth it.
17. The perfect Christmasy catnip toys! They will literally look GOOD in your house.
18. Since cats have basically tricked humans into constantly giving them massages, might as well make it profesh with this paw rub.
19. Finally, a fatality-free way for kitty to chase butterflies.
20. This fancy organic catnip is an upgrade from generic.
21. Treat your furry friend past Christmastime with a KitNipBox subscription.
22. Whale have a jolly good time with this cat scratcher.
23. This food maze will make kitty work extra hard for his treat.
24. Grain-free and vegan treats for the modern cat...who shops at Whole Foods.
25. These colorful dancing strings adorned with fun shapes are literally so awesome that I AM EXCITED RIGHT NOW. I GOTCHA...ERNHM...GOT...CHA...ARHGN.
26. The height of feline fashion comes with this haute cat-ure collar.
27. Here's a kitty litter cabin that could be featured in Arcat-techtual Digest.
