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No one will actually know what you've chosen, you dirtbag.

Ninguém vai saber o que você escolheu, seu asqueroso.

Quantas dessas coisas nojentas você já fez escondido?

Personne ne saura réellement ce que vous avez choisi, vous, tas de saleté.

Combien de ces choses dégueulasses avez-vous faites en secret ?

How Many Of These Secretly Gross Things Have You Actually Done?

You've not done that many secretly gross things! Maybe you wiped your nose on your sleeve once, maybe you occasionally wipe your hands on your laptop after eating fries at lunch. Whatever it is you do, it's probably not peeing in the sink.

You've done a few secretly gross things, but you're not as bad as some people out there. People who scratch their bumhole and smell it.

You've done quite a few gross things you animal, you. The fact that you've ticked off over half of this list is proof you love being secretly gross and probably think peeing in the shower is just standard behaviour. (It kind of is though, isn't it?)

You've done most of these secretly disgusting things so basically you are fucking gross ew ew ew. Joke, no judgment here because it's almost impressive how gross you are. What does your bumhole smell like?

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Combien de choses dégueulasses faites-vous quand personne ne vous regarde?

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