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all I do is say "no worries" and worry about things
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I feel you, vending machine, I feel you.
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When you're dying inside but you have to keep on smiling
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No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing
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i solemnly vow to tweet 85 times a day, never dwell on anything i enjoy, and constantly get into fights about god knows what
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when everything that could go wrong goes wrong, but youre still ok
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BACK TO SCHOOL OR IF YOU ARE AN ADULT THE WHEEL CONTINUES RELENTLESSLY SPINNING LARGELY WITHOUT CHANGE
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sorry for the delay in getting this to you! I waited until the guilt of putting it off started to keep me awake at night
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me tweeting
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THERAPIST: do you want to talk about ME: no no nO doc that's a load bearing neurosis, you move it and this whole thing comes down around us
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when the aliens come
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hey button, guess who is president right now
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Dating - 2015: "Do I wanna spend the rest of my life w/this person?" 2017: "Do I wanna go thru the collapse of capitalism w/this person??"
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took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit
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Me in my therapists office: i miss vine
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me: I want to fucking kill myself I want to end it all someone: ...you ok? me: lol yeah it's a song
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RT if you are also tired & ugly and just want to sleep
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15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.
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when i'm deep in a depressive episode and someone tells me to "stay positive"