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1. This cake pan that has a taste-test portion for the person who can't resist taking a bite before coming to the party.
2. This XXXXXXL pizza pouch.
3. These outrageously large Kit Kat bars that are almost better than taking a break for the holidays.
4. This super-exclusive membership to the Candy Club.
5. This year-round, anytime-you-want, s'mores maker.
6. These supersize cola gummies that give you a lifetime's supply of sugary nostalgia.
7. This 1-pound bag of powdered cheese that's very reminiscent of Kraft Mac & Cheese.
8. This personal dipping cone that lets you eat with your favorite dips on the go, 24/7.
9. These planet-shaped cake pops that are out of this world.
10. This gadget that supersedes any kitchen invention because butter is the ultimate bae.
11. This hot cheese gun that squeezes to the sound of real love.
12. These delicious, low-calorie ice cream pints from Halo Top.
13. This mini grill, press, and griddle that cooks enough food for a person who hates sharing to also share food with you.
14. These minuscule jars of the greatest gift to the world, Nutella.
15. This soft-pretzel maker that will immediately make you their best friend.
16. These sweet dippers that turn into the finest hot chocolate.
17. This condiment subscription that's too hot to handle.
18. This waffle bowl maker for the person who likes to eat everything they're holding.
19. These limited-edition white fudge–covered Oreos.
20. This dangerously large coffee cup that makes my head explode just by looking at it.
21. This non-electric, eco-friendly slow cooker that gets donated to a family in need every time *you* purchase one.
22. This container that keeps your most precious baby, le guacamole, fresh.
23. These pumpkin spice cookies for the person who understands that the language of love is food.
24. This fork that was made for one thing: conquering every last bite of spaghetti.
25. This perfect omelet pan that will never cause you to shed a tear over broken omelettes ever again.
26. This twirling, beautifully precise spiralizer.
27. This plate that's cool enough to touch right out of the microwave for anybody who's too impatient to wait.
28. These collapsible chopsticks that make sure you're always prepared to eat.
29. This triple-dipper slow cooker, because you can never hold a party with just one dip.
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