1. Being a twentysomething isn't always easy when you're a grandma at heart.
2. Half the time you're like, "I'm young! I should go out! See the world! Go crazy!"
3. But the other half of the time you're like, "lol nah."
4. There are very few instances when you're ever in the mood to go clubbing.
5. And on the rare occasion you do make it out, it's only a few minutes before you're wishing you'd never left the house at all.
6. You think about sleeping pretty much all the time.
7. And spontaneous plans are your personal pet peeve.
8. You're the master of making up excuses as to why you can't go out.
9. And there's nothing like the sweet, sweet relief of someone cancelling a plan.
10. But your affinity for cancelling plans does sometimes put you in a bit of a predicament.
11. Your ideal socialising environment is in a warm house, wearing comfy clothes and preferably wrapped up with a blanket.
12. If you participate in drinking, you'd rather do it at home while watching one of your favourite TV shows.
13. And you're staunchly opposed to shots. Nice alcohol only.
14. While everyone else seems to have every social media going...
15. ...you're basically a mum when it comes to simple things like texting.
16. So you're completely and utterly screwed whenever you have to update your phone.
17. You like to be in bed by 10.
18. And for you, the only thing worth spending tons of money on is delicious food.
19. Online dating is not your cup of tea at all.
20. And all your wild nights involve binge-watching Netflix shows when you shouldn't be.
21. You're a sensible dresser, so seeing people who aren't really stresses you out.
22. Which is why it’s rare to find you in any type of uncomfortable shoe.
23. Sometimes you get FOMO and feel like you should be "making more of your twenties" by going out loads like the people you see on Instagram.
24. But then you look deep inside yourself and realise you'd much rather be like this:
25. Sure, you've been accused of being a boring 23-year-old...
26. ...but you'd much prefer to describe yourself as a RESPONSIBLE 23-year-old instead.
