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When a young Abraham and Los Dinos start a riot at a local Tejano spot for singing the wrong type of music:
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When Abraham has this realization:
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When Lil' Suzette asks Lil' Selena what she's doing randomly sitting on the roof, and she responds like this:
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When Abraham drops this valuable life lesson:
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When Selena learns this iconic dance move:
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When Abraham discovers what a bustier is:
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And he just doesn't get it:
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When the two cholos try helping out ~SALINAS~:
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And then when A.B. retells the magical moment:
10.
When Selena reveals what her true love is:
11.
When Abraham drops this truly spectacular monologue that's way too real for Mexican-Americans:
12.
When Selena spoke Spanglish:
13.
When Selena stands up to Abraham and professes her love for Chris:
14.
When she has this "moment of clarity" just before she bungee-jumps:
15.
When Abraham and Selena reconcile after she marries Chris behind the family's back:
16.
When Selena sets her sights on world domination:
17.
When Selena's friend gets invited to the Grammys and this is what she has to say:
18.
When Selena handles this prejudiced, rude-ass woman:
19.
And then after the lady finds out she's a major pop star, Selena DRAGS her...in the nicest way possible:
20.
When Selena kept it real about married life:
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When Selena gets hungry:
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And finally, when Selena talks about her upcoming crossover tour and she has this touching moment with her mami:
