1. When their ridiculous smiles take over their entire face:
2. They can sleep anywhere:
3. They have no concept of modesty:
4. They're always pulling practical jokes:
5. But are constantly challenging assumptions about retrievers (like that they retrieve):
6. They can chow down like nobody's business:
7. NOTHING comes between them and food:
(Obstacle course fail.)
8. Seriously, there's nothing they won't eat:
9. And no object that isn't a toy:
10. Nothing gets in the way of their good time:
11. Well, except nap time:
12. Their cute lil' puppy butts are often riding the struggle bus:
13. They derp harder than any other dog:
14. Because they're basically fluffy land-seals:
15. Just nomming their way through life:
16. Or, you know, trying:
17. But sometimes it can be hard:
18. Because having the most fun all the time isn't easy:
19. Though they'll never object to being the life of the party:
20. Sometimes they might think they're their own best friend:
21. Besides us, of course:
Bye!
