Hello, people of the world. I've brought you here for one reason and one reason only: to put to end the madness that is believing Love Actually is the greatest holiday movie of our time, when, in fact, it is not.
Because actually, The Holiday is the greatest holiday movie of our time. I mean, it has the word holiday in it. That means something!
Plus, it's just the truth: The Holiday is fucking great! (And better than Love Actually.)
First of all: Love Actually has too many characters! You can't keep up with them. It's worse than the Kardashians!
But The Holiday has only a handful of characters. It's literally, like, these four...
...and then this guy. Which means you really get to appreciate their character development.
The Holiday features both a quaint cottage in England AND a huge mansion in LA, and I wanna live in both of them!