Buzz·Posted on 1 Aug 201737 Hilarious Jokes Only For Engineers"In India, if you throw an engineer, you will hit a stone."by Sahil RizwanBuzzFeed Staff, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey Those pictures of smiling students on the websites of engineering colleges is the biggest scam. 08:59 AM - 08 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. schzwn sauce @oothikicha In India, if you throw an engineer, you will hit a stone. 04:56 AM - 22 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia 04:28 AM - 15 Sep 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. dorku @Dorkstar That one girl in engineering batch 02:15 AM - 11 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. InGenious @Bees_Kut "Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai" "Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!" 08:08 AM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. VintageBollywoodRxns @VintageBollyRxn Engineering students on Farewell night 03:33 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ojas. @Ojasism Who are we? Indians! What do we want? Olympic medals! How about excelling your own kid in a sport? "Pehle usse engineer toh banne do!" 04:58 AM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. The Viral Fever @TheViralFever Engineers with and without MBA degree. #EngineersDay 06:50 AM - 15 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer If an Engineer asks for ur number, it doesn't mean that he wants to date you, he may just want you to register for his home delivery startup 04:33 AM - 15 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chikoo @TweetErrant Difference between a Mechanical and an IT engineer. 04:04 AM - 13 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. 19. Trendulkar @Trendulkar When an engineering college student finally goes home after 2 semesters with all his unwashed laundry. 09:48 AM - 25 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Gabbbar @GabbbarSingh When an Engineering student comes back to the hostel after a Tinder date 09:09 AM - 09 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. SaiKrishna @SaiKasticGuy Why do people mention same thing twice? 07:28 AM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega Pic 1 : Arts/Commerce students Pic 2 : Engineering students 09:45 AM - 07 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Maithun @Being_Humor engineering is the only degree where dropouts are more successful. 05:53 AM - 15 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 34. 35. 36. izzy @abcdefu Hey you, engineer, what's your MBAtion in life? 12:18 PM - 31 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 37.