The 30 Best Things That Happen On "Reputation"

    An official ranking, all other rankings are inaccurate!

    Reputation has been out for a few weeks and now it's finally on Spotify, Apple Music, etc. In celebration and because I can't stop fucking listening to it, I've taken my expert* music opinion to rank the best parts of the record.

    30. When she whispers “1,2,3” in “So It Goes…”

    29. When she says “I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me” over and over in “Look What You Made Me Do”

    28. This --> “I’m sorry the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.”

    27. When she talks about jokers, kings, and drama queens in “Call It What You Want”

    26. The last 20 seconds of "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things"

    25. The chorus of “Hands Tied”

    24. The bridge in "Dress," especially: "Flash back when you met me, your buzzcut and my hair bleached"

    23. The snare drum in “Call It What You Want”

    22. When she says "Jag-u-wires" in “King Of My Heart”

    21. The way she says the words “getaway car”

    20. This lyric in "Gorgeous" ---> “Whisky on ice, Sunset and Vine, You’ve ruined my life, by not being mine”

    19. This lyric from Future in "End Game" --> “I got a bad boy persona that’s what they like…you love it”

    18. “Dark jeans in your Nikes look at you” in “Delicate”

    17. The gunshots in “I Did Something Bad”

    16. The beat dropping in “I Did Something Bad”

    15. The dubstep in “Don’t Blame Me”

    14. This part in "Don't Blame Me" --> “I get so high, OHHH, every time oh every time you’re loving’ me”

    13. “Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming about me?” in “Delicate”

    12. “I never trust a narcissist, but they love me” in “I Did Something Bad”

    11. This part in “Getaway Car” —> "Well, he was runnin' after us, I was screamin', 'go, go, go!' But with three of us, honey, it's a side show"

    10. This repeated over and over --> “Big reputation, big reputation, ooo you and me got a big reputation”

    9. This part in "...Ready For It?" ---> “In the middle of the night in my dreams, you should see the things we do baby mmm”

    8. When she says: "I don’t love drama, it loves me” in “End Game”

    7. “New Year’s Day,” just like, the whole gorgeous song

    6. Just, like, the chorus to “Delicate”

    5. “Lord save me my drug is my baby I be using for the rest of my life” in “Don’t Blame Me”

    4. The last 15 seconds of “I Did Something Bad”

    3. The way she says “I do it over and over and over again if IIIIIIIIII could” in "I Did Something Bad"

    2. THIS PART in "Delicate" ---> “Dive bar on the east side where you at?”

    1. The last 30 seconds of “Getaway Car”

    *Chills*

    Have a great day! And just for the record, here's the official ranking of "Reputation" tracks. Fight me in the comments <3

    1. “I Did Something Bad”

    2. “Delicate”

    3. “Get Away Car"

    4. “End Game”

    5. “Don’t Blame Me”

    6. “New Year's Day”

    7. “Dancing With Our Hands Tied”

    8. “Look What You Made Me Do”

    9. “Call It What You Want”

    10. “…Ready For it?”

    11. “Gorgeous”

    12. “Dress”

    13. “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”

    14. “King Of My Heart”

    15. “So It Goes…"