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Other people in relationships vs me
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No Yoga and Yoga. See the difference.
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Call me antisocial but just don't call me.
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Deepika Padukone height is 1.74m, but Rani Padmavati height was 1.75 m. Bhansali is destroying history so #WeBoycottPadmavati
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Kareem got no chill
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Facebook - Mohalle wali aunty version
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Friend quit smoking, drinking and non veg food. He now sticks to only judging people.
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Whenever i take books in my hands
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Will Virat continue to play after marriage like Sania does?
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Can't stop laughing 😂
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When it's the reception and you thought it was the wedding.
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Boyfriend: Goodnight. Girlfriend: Only goodnight? Aren’t you forgetting something? Boyfriend: Oh. Dear Customer… https://t.co/8ksO9Q2DdU
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Bollywood celebs: These clingy fans are the worst. No respect for privacy. Don't they have any respect for space..?… https://t.co/5lJosAkm5R
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Ed Sheeran with Farah Khan (2017)
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Replace Kanye by Bulleya and you have that atrocious Ranbir Kapoor song.
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My bank didn't think this through
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And now a brief thread on Indians ordering soup (1/2)
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Your best friend has a hidden comedian inside and it will come out in front of your girlfriend.
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Malayalam stars making a film on rescuing abducted Indian nurses in Iraq vs Bollywood stars making a film on same… https://t.co/mJOjXARnMy
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Funny how the only people who can’t relate to you are your relatives.
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*Batman points to his car* "That's the Batmobile" *points to his cave* "That's the Batcave" *points to his wallet* "That's the Batua"
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Someone should fight elections in 2019 by pretending to be a religious extremist while secretly having a development agenda
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My sister and I aren't that close nykaa
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[Parrikar resigns] Modi: Aaj se tu Def Min Jaitley: Ok [Rajnath resigns] M: Home Min bhi J: Hmm [Driver resigns] M: Tu gaadi chalata hai na?
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Saif Ali Khan showing how star kids go ahead than other talented non-star kids
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Taj Mahal is anti-national because it is made of marble and not kajaria tiles
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Name a scam: Kareena Kapoor throwing away Rs. 2000 notes 9 years before they were introduced.
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Gurgaon in one picture
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Student: Who built the Taj Mahal? Maharashtra Education Board: Lodha Group
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Vaastav (1999)
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still remember the day I proudly stood for 7 hours coz I was streaming the national anthem on 2G
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When you are about to start your chetak scooter and some say " Statue ".
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1. How Rahul Gandhi sees Rahul Gandhi 2. How Congress sees Rahul Gandhi 3. How world sees Rahul Gandhi
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Watching the News can be really stressful for the Nation.
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The perfect question doesn’t exi...
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Using white to paint the perspiration was a bad idea fam... (Artwork at Mumbai INTL)
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Patanjali salt says: created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed.Label says expiry:2018 So happy they dug it up just in time
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"Truth or dare ?" Crush : Dare USA : fuck me India : taklu uncle ke sar pe tapli maar ke aa
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Success, as portrayed on Indian television. For men: Helicopters, skyscrapers, business suits, womanising, Pan Parag For women: Chainsmoking
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Because threesomes are the best wedding gifts.
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Friend's Whatsapp story.
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- P.T. Usha - Usain Bolt - Phir aate hai escalator pe excuse me, excuse me, bolke nikalne wale. 🙌
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Will I be able to eat this if I've never tried Beginner Dahi?
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When love knows no bounds.
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Happy 67th birthday @narendramodi ji. Still younger than petrol/litre.
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"There's a wedding in my family. So, for next 7 days, I own the street in front of my house." -Indians
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[Going to Starbucks for the first time] *Ok be calm and ask for a Tall Latte as practised* [a little later] 'Hi can I have Lall Tatte?'
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It’s magic it’s magic
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Prem ratan dhan payo payo prem ratan
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Old is not when the kid in the building starts calling you uncle. Old is when you stop calling older people uncle.
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KHAAMOSH !
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Sir 70% attendance kar do plz😢
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Best thing on internet today 😂
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Apparently Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast. Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!
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#SolarEclispe2017
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love it when youngsters show respect to elders really hits my ji spot
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suzanne: pls dont talk in ur secret language when i'm here hrithik to hridhaan & hrehaan: hyour hmother hcant hever hbond hlike bthis hrofl
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guys be wary, ok? agenda-driven fake news sites: -Indian Express -NYT -Economist -CNN -BBC reliable sources of news and info: -WhatsApp
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When you try figuring out the difference between Shahi Paneer, Paneer Butter Masala, Paneer Labaabdaar and Paneer P… https://t.co/rpohUAbs4o
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IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A LASSI IS YOU DON'T DESERVE TO DRINK ONE
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This happens only in Bengaluru!
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When a non-Mumbaikar travels in Mumbai local & Dadar station arrives..😲😲😲😂😂😂
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when she gives u beef in the dabba
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Dil Chahta Hai 2
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Finally revealed: Kendall Jenner had come to India for her lower back pain treatment.
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The original motherfuckin Starboy
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In school, I wanted to be the class monitor so that no one checks my dirty shoes and long nails. Some people join politics for same reasons.
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Guy : what happened? Girl : my nose is blocked Guy : did you link it with Aadhar? Girl : no Guy : tabhi
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(A lot of people in the late 90s): "Rahul, you need to be more aggressive." Rahul Dravid: "Say no more."
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Damn! No one is happy in India while in office 😂 @IndiaExplained @sanjayuvacha
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There are 3 kinds of people in India: 1. Nationals 2. Anti Nationals 3. People outside Delhi who have real jobs to do.
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hmm.
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Girlfriend: Send nudes Rahul Dravid:
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Is he playing the Dhol or masturbating?
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Don’t know why some people are spreading propaganda against India by dying when they are lynched.
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How we (Indians) describe beautiful places of our country. "Wahan jao, lagega hi nahi ki India me ho"
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🇺🇸: I love you too 🇩🇪: ich liebe dich auch 🇸🇪: jag älskar dig också 🇨🇳: 我也愛你 🇮🇳: पापा नहीं मानेंगे
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Review of Raabta: Just add "Kha" to the title.
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My dad copy pasted the birthday wish from my bank to wish me I can't even
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Dab was introduced by Mughals :)
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When you can't decide whether you're playing the guitar or sitar.
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BMC ROCKS
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Why did Catappa kill Bowbali?
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This is how the world ends https://t.co/8Ft2gpk60s
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"Kaise ho?" "Tabiyat theek hai?" "Lo mummy se baat karo" If my life were a movie, my Dad has only 3 dialogues.
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Algebra
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When your parents are roasting you in front of guests.
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Rare picture of Arnab with a random man in suit.
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IPhone buy karne ke liye konsi kidney di thi tumne..
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This is the 3rd time I'm removing malai from my chai and it's getting out of hand now.
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Bombay person sees a Husky: "What kind of idiot keeps Huskies in such weather" Delhi person sees a Husky: "Sahi hai, kab liya Labradog?"
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1997: ewww why is your food so yellow eww whats in that gross.. 2017: omg have u tried tumeric?? Its like organiccccc ughhh omg love it
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Toilet for Devgn's baby
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Priyanka chopra wears a skirt HOW CAN U WEAR IN FRONT OF PM NO RESPEXT? PM wears suit with name printed on it LET HIM WEAR WHAT HE WANT
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Who is letting all these kids join Twitter?!
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Saif got national award for Hum Tum when Sharmila was Chairperson of Censor Board!He is right when he says it's all abt genes,not Nepotism!😂
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A beautiful part of Ivanka Trump's speech in India paid media won't show you