Everyone knows drunk people are the best people.
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They have a way with words:
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They're true pioneers:
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They have their priorities in order:
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They're self-sufficient:
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They make the best purchases:
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They're not afraid to tell it like it is:
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They care deeply about their loved ones:
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They'll always let you know they're safe 'n' sound:
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They look for love in all the right places:
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They always make sure everything is up to date and ready to go:
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They love a good phone call:
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They spend their money very wisely:
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They are pretty much geniuses:
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They don't take crap from anyone:
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They leave tender late-night notes:
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They'll send you gifts to show they care:
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They appreciate a good ride home:
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They're very concerned with academics:
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And they love a good prank:
