In your twenties: No longer than 6 minutes because that essay that's due is not going to write itself.
In your thirties: As. Long. As. Possible.
In your twenties: expensive and revealing.
In your thirties: literally whatever.
In your twenties: Let's do all of it!
In your thirties: Honestly? Over it. 💅 💅 💅
In your twenties: All the time, whenever possible, in the evening, in the morning, at night, in the afternoon, then again in the afternoon...
In your thirties: laziness.
In your twenties: appointment with your waxer every 7th and 16th of the month for the "full treatment."
In your thirties: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In your twenties: wherever there aren't parents/roommates.
In your thirties: In bed. Where else?
In your twenties: We are going to stay together for the rest of our lives.
In your thirties: Let's just enjoy the moment.
In your twenties: We're making stuff up nobody has ever EVEN SEEN before!
In your thirties: I just want to be comfortable.
This post was translated from French.