• lol badge

Pull Up A Chair And Prepare To Laugh Your Ass Off At All These Moments From "The Office"

"I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!"

Sam Stryker
by Sam Stryker

BuzzFeed Staff

1. When Michael talked about being locked up:

NBC / Via his-name-is-dr-crentist.tumblr.com

"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."

2. When Dwight described the best way to spend Valentine's Day:

NBC / Via kiblawi2000.tumblr.com

"My perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over 6 months ago."

3. When Creed tried to get Jim to go out with his daughter:

NBC / Via rooncymara.tumblr.com

Creed: "So, hey, I want to set you up with my daughter."

Jim: "Oh, I'm engaged to Pam."

Creed: "I thought you were gay."

Jim: "Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?"

4. When Kelly was the ultimate #BOSS:

NBC

"I'm Kelly Kapoor. The business bitch."

5. When Meredith discussed her dating issues:

NBC / Via sam-pls.tumblr.com

"I've had two men fight over me before. Usually, it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder."

6. When Phyllis mentioned her preferred form of exercise:

NBC / Via dundermifflingifs.tumblr.com

"We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom."

7. When Michael wasn't afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions:

NBC / Via jais-courtney.tumblr.com

"Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?"

8. When Stanley just wanted to be a good citizen:

NBC / Via dundermifflingifs.tumblr.com

"I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for ... that is the life."

9. When this illustration went right over Dwight's head:

NBC / Via dane-dehaans.tumblr.com

"I plan on plastering this pervert's face everywhere. You can run, but you cannot hide."

10. When Angela shared her fashion choices with us:

NBC / Via 4mnesias.tumblr.com

"Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large colonial dolls."

11. When Michael had financial issues:

NBC / Via johnboyega.tumblr.com

Michael: "I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!"

Oscar: "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen."

Michael: "I didn't say it, I declared it."

12. When Kelly aced her interview:

NBC

Kelly: "I manage my department and I've been doing that for several years now and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way."

Jim: "Your department's just you, right?"

Kelly: "Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage."

Gabe: "Great, can we just ... We just have a lot of serious candidates to get through today..."

Kelly: "Am I not a serious candidate?"

Gabe: "What do you want me to say? I mean there's a line of qualified people out there, we have a video CV from England. Are we all just going to pretend...okay. What are your weaknesses?"

Kelly: "I don't have any, asshole."

13. When Creed seemed a little too interested in Meredith's recovery:

NBC / Via dundermifflinscranton.tumblr.com

Meredith: "They have me on a lot of painkillers."

Creed: "Oh, really? What kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone? What?"

14. When Kelly played to her strengths:

NBC / Via gifthetv.tumblr.com

"I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake."

15. When Creed was a beacon of acceptance:

NBC / Via abbygrffns.tumblr.com

"I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."

16. When the plot of The Lion King went right over Michael's head:

NBC / Via lorelaigilmoure.tumblr.com

Ryan: "A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa. And, um, my cousin Mufasa was, um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests. And, um, we all took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience...of what happened."

Michael: "Do you wanna talk about it anymore?"

17. Literally this entire messy exchange:

NBC

Michael: "I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS."

Jim: "I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan."

Michael: "No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS."

Phyllis: "Afghani."

Michael: "What?"

Phyllis: "Afghani."

Michael: "That's a dog."

Pam: "No, that's Afghan."

Michael: "That's a shawl."

Dwight: "Wait, canine AIDS?"

Michael: "No, humans with AIDS."

Creed: "Who has AIDS?"

Jim: "Guys, the Afghanistanis."

18. When Kelly made a gutsy fashion choice:

NBC / Via bratvaolicity.tumblr.com

Kelly: "Could you scoot over? You're on my dress."

Meredith: "I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding."

Kelly: "I know, but there was an emergency."

Kelly: "I look really good in white."

19. When Michael lived dangerously:

NBC

Michael: "Scissor me!"

20. When Jim pulled off the prank to end all pranks on Dwight:

NBC

Karen: "Who are you faxing so early in the morning?"

Jim: "Oh um...kinda hard to explain."

Jim: "I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch. But before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery. So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself, from the future.

Fax: "DWIGHT, AT 8AM TODAY SOMEONE POISONS THE COFFEE. DO NOT DRINK THE COFFEE. MORE INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW. CORDIALLY, FUTURE DWIGHT."

Dwight: "Nooooo! You'll thank me later."

21. And finally, Kevin's chili incident, which we (and the Dunder-Mifflin Scranton carpet) are still recovering from:

NBC

Kevin: "At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm up the night before pressing garlic, I toast my my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It's probably the thing I do best."