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Sharon and her devastating own.
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And Grandma Mary, who will drag you without shame.
3.
This painful trip to the burn center.
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Grandma Phyllis, who is just ice-cold.
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And this grandma who isn't here for your ghosting.
6.
Linda, who fucking CAME for Cindy.
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And this grandpa, who did what we all secretly want to do in the group text.
9.
This old man who doesn't have time for your flower still-life bullshit.
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And this grandmother who found a new you already.
12.
The nana who read you before you even realized it.
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This grandpa who wasn't born fucking yesterday.
14.
And also this grandpa.
16.
This savage Cards Against Humanity player.
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The old man who leaves these cards on windshields as, you know, a gift.
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This optimistic grandma.
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Jo Ann, who's NOT impressed.
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This grandma who gives zero fucks.