We Need To Talk About 2017 Justin Bieber

    The people want to know.

    He's wearing one pant leg a little too high.

    He's dabbing in the streets.

    He's walking around with his dog.

    He's walking around with his fly open while his hair is flapping in the breeze.

    He's talking on his cell phone in glasses.

    He's walking around with a different pair of glasses.

    He's smiling while walking down the street.

    He's wearing sunglasses and a jacket...

    ...with Tweety Bird and the Tasmanian Devil on it.

    He's wearing glasses and black boots.

    He's sticking his tongue out on stage.

    He's playing in the NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout.

    (He's Canadian, remember?)

    He's giving us "Stan" realness while dribbling a basketball....

    ...and the saddest peace sign ever.

    And finally, he's peeing his pants.