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When someone talks shit about Edgar Allen Poe
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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice
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haha I made an autocorrect shortcut on my mom's phone to replace dirty laundry with the text of Ulysses #lol #momfail
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[1st day as new school librarian] STUDENT: is the great gatsby history or literature MY BRAIN: dont say its lit dont say its lit ME: its lit
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I'm gonna write a book about the difficulties of watching Pride and Prejudice dubbed into French. It will be called L'Austen Translation
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Jane Eyre Jane Fyre Jane Watyr Jane Erthe
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Priest: Do you read to your kids from the Good Book? Me: Every night Priest: What's their favorite part? Me: When Frodo destroys the ring
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[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."
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Dante followed Virgil down, past killers and adulterers. "And here," Virgil said "are the makers of websites that automatically play audio."
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wow. never realized.
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Um... I hate to be a Grammar Nazi, but shouldn't it be... 'The Diary Of *A* Frank'...?
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Did yall read the book https://t.co/lfpV2egIZg
great gatsby😍😍
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Not to brag, but I sigh as deeply and frequently as the average heroine in a Jane Austen novel.
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"The Sun Also Rises Somewhere Else, Get Out Of My Apartment" -Hemingway's break-up note
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Wasn't prepared for this chapter in Moby-Dick when everyone aboard the Pequod gets the same haircut
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my favorite part of moby dick is when it says dick right there on the cover lmao
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frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone
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"Newt Gingrich" sounds like a miserly landlord in a Charles Dickens novel
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