1. She's thinking about the political undertones in Chicken Run.
what she says: i'm fine what she means: yes chicken run is about chickens but it's also a story of political oppression & gender inequality
2. She can't get over how brutal the The Social Network was.
3. She's contemplating the evolutionary process.
what she says: i'm fine what she means: do racoons have human hands or do humans have racoon hands
4. She's emotional about the well-deserved success of Hamilton.
5. She's worried about child safety and the biased hiring process in High School Musical.
6. She's questioning the extent of the personification in Cars.
What she says: I'm fine What she means: does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance????
7. Or she's picking apart the illogical plot holes in Hannah Montana: The Movie.
8. She still feels like Tyra Banks is personally targeting her.
9. She's romanticising Gone Girl-ing herself.
what she says: im fine what she means: I'm so much happier now that I'm dead. Technically missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my la
10. She's thinking of the traumatic consequences of the custody arrangement in The Parent Trap.
11. And she was deeply moved by The Bee Movie.
What she says: I'm fine What she means: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly
12. She thinks Steve Buscemi is a stellar guy who deserves nothing but love and respect.
13. She wants to understand the relative sizes of the characters in SpongeBob SquarePants.
14. Or she's dwelling over the inner workings of the Hogwarts postal system.
15. She's angry about how Legally Blonde undersold Elle Woods' intellect.
16. She wants justice for Robb Stark's undeserved death.
what she says: i'm fine what she means: i will never have closure until robb stark is laid to rest in the crypts of winterfell
17. And she just really fucking hates The Minions.
