1.
There’s definitely a movie, or a song, or a book in which your name is used.
2.
But, people will still continue singing "You Are My Sonia" every time they find out your name.
3.
Despite the name being so ridiculously easy, you have still been called Sonali/Sonam/Sona/Sonakshi (??) at some point.
4.
Let's not even get started on the colossal fuck up that is SAUNYA.
5.
There will always be another Sonia that your friends know.
6.
You end up getting tagged as the wrong Sonia so often.
7.
Picking a social media handle means you're not just competing with Sonias from your area, but from all the world.
8.
Your nickname was probably the incredibly unoriginal Sonu.
9.
Your whole childhood was spent either politely laughing at or glaring at people calling you Sony TV...
11.
And mostly, just God bless you if your name is spelt with a "-iya" instead of an "-ia".
