If you've seen The Shape of Water, then you know that the movie, albeit gorgeous, has one giant plot hole: We never see what the fish man's dick looks like!
We know that he and Elisa totally go down to Poundtown, but all we get to see of his *ahem* fish stick, is Elisa describing what it looks like with her hands.
Well, that wasn't a good enough visual image for the masterful monster-inspired dildo creator XenoCatArtifacts, so they took it upon themselves to create a dildo based off our favorite God-fish.
This "Jewel of the Amazon", which is now completely sold out on Etsy, measures six inches long, two and a half inches wide, and is made up of silicone and gold pigments.
Based on the dildo's glowing reviews, it seems the fish dick is a BIG success.
It's a shame the dildo is sold out so close to Valentine's Day, but hopefully, it'll be restocked before Oscar night!
