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When you're punk'd by a damn jacket:
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Or when you just can't relate to the Belles of the world:
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When they become needier than your ex:
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When it seems like every store just rotates the same four people:
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When anything beyond a large seems to be taboo:
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And when an actual "large" translates to "small":
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When they go a little too patch-crazy:
8.
When your life is overrun with tags:
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When they're qwhite problematic:
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And like to pretend they're not:
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When they get inspired by an iconic TV moment:
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When "basics" are literally nonexistent:
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And when you just want the shirts to stop 👏 talking 👏:
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When customers try to pretend it's Black Friday EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR:
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When trying on clothes is an adventure all its own:
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When you enter a new era:
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When Forever 21's shit return policy gets you again:
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And finally, when you can't help but just say "um...what?":