1. This choreography.
2. This betrayal.
3. This hypocrisy.
4. This unnecessary sass.
5. This truth bomb.
6. This pickup line.
7. And this pickup line.
8. This look of disappointment.
9. This unavoidable break.
10. This stressful moment.
11. This universal fail.
12. This misunderstanding.
13. This license plate.
14. This unnecessary magajmari.
15. This impossible choice:
16. This creepiness.
17. This festive pun.
18. This unique terminology.
19. This pun.
20. This dreaded sentence.
21. This lyrical masterpiece.
22. This schedule.
23. This kinkiness.
24. This unseeable revelation.
25. This cockblockage by overprotective parents.
