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You can’t pretend to care, especially if something's boring AF.
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And most of the time, you can’t stop laughing at your own jokes and comments.
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You can't meet someone and instantly become besties. Your humor is an “acquired taste.”
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And you can’t just meet someone who is completely non-sarcastic. They won't understand you.
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But you also can’t just meet another sarcastic person. It’s a whole process of exchanging jokes, quips, and insults — because they get it.
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You can't text or post anything without people misinterpreting you.
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You also can’t say anything without immediately following up with “I’m just kidding” to cover your ass, just in case.
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And you can’t be #sincere with people because every time you want to get real, they're just like:
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You can’t have a normal conversation without getting in a few zingers. It’s what you do best.
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And you definitely can't have an argument or fight with someone without whipping out your sarcasm. It’s your not-so-secret weapon.
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You can’t turn off or control your sarcasm, even when your friends need you to be serious for a sec...
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...or when someone says something stupid. You can’t resist the urge to eviscerate them.
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You cannot and will not let someone outwit you.
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Which means you can’t let someone get the last word. Nope. Not happening. Ever. Ever.
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You can’t deny that you’ve vowed — to your friends, to yourself — to work on your sarcasm.
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But you also can’t deny that although it gets you into trouble, your sarcasm is one of the best things about you. And it’s here to stay.
