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This succinct summary of Chopped:
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Basically, every chef who appears on the show:
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This Chopped judges alignment chart:
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When you want to scream at the screen because a contestant wants to make a frozen treat:
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When the judges' faces in the waning moments of each round are basically your eternal mood:
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This fairly accurate summary of every episode of the show:
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When a contestant makes this critical mistake:
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This amazing culinary fetish:
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This exceptional observation:
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These perfect Chopped-themed valentines:
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When Alex had this amazing reaction:
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This very valid point:
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This dream job description:
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This amazing Chopped bingo:
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When you silently judge the contestants as you watch the show:
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You watching sports vs. you watching Food Network:
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Anna Kendrick's totally accurate analysis of Chopped:
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An ordinary person competing on the show:
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And finally, every word of this AMAZING summary of what each Chopped episode is like: