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What kind of monster does this.
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If someone pulled this shit, there'd be hell to pay.
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Toothpaste doesn't belong in a sweet, beautiful Oreo.
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SOUR PATCH KIDS ARE SWEET, NOT SALTY! GET THAT SALT AWAY!
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SATAN IS ALIVE AND WELL.
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Won't somebody think about the teeth? WON'T SOMEBODY!!!