1. Spit out food when you don't like it.
2. Just eat the bits of the food you like and leave the rest.
3. Play with a wobbly tooth.
You never have them anymore and tbh it'd be concerning if you did.
4. And then stick your tongue where the gap is once the tooth falls out.
5. Spit your drink out and then continue to drink it.
6. Throw a physical tantrum when you have to put something back at the grocery store.
7. Stick random things up your nose.
8. Pick up random bugs you find.
9. Not eat the crust of your sandwiches.
10. Avoid eating the crust of literally everything.
11. Eat Play-Doh.
It was so salty and soft.
12. Wear your clothes inside out.
13. Cover your hands in glue, wait for it to dry, and then bask in peeling it off.
14. Fall asleep wherever you want, whenever you want.
15. Eat stuff off the floor.
16. Ask "why" whenever you don't 100% grasp something.
17. Treat your skin like a canvas.
18. Draw bad pictures and have people proclaim you an artist akin to Picasso.
19. And just hang around completely covered in stains.
