1. When you try to flirt with the bartender so you can get better drinks:
2. When you only planned to go for one drink:
3. When you're suspiciously fine the next day and you realise you're still drunk:
4. Or work becomes the ultimate struggle and you resign yourself to your fate:
5. When you're trying to remember all of the things you did while under the influence:
6. When your hangover brings up some confusing emotions:
7. When you go for work drinks after a stressful day:
8. When you start as you mean to go on:
9. When you get the dreaded flashbacks:
10. When you're trying to decide what wine to get:
11. When you're at an event and find out the drinks are free for a limited time only:
12. When liquid courage makes you a little too courageous:
13. When "hair of the dog" goes beyond the call of duty:
14. And when you make the same damn promise to yourself each time:
