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Any time you attempt to cook something, you burn it.
2.
And you can forget about baking.
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Just thinking about cleaning up afterward gives you a headache.
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Your S.O. knows what they can expect from you.
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Even when you try to perform the easiest of tasks, such as reheating leftovers, you fail.
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You're incapable of boiling anything without the pot overflowing.
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You always manage to set off the smoke detector.
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When you have to use a knife, it's inevitable that you're going to get cut too.
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You don't understand what can and cannot go in the oven.
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You can never get the lids off jars.
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When you cook frozen food, it's usually still frozen in the middle.
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You can't even cook something in the microwave without making a mess.
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Your dinners typically look similar to this.
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Popcorn is pretty much off-limits in your house.
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You always drop ingredients.
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You often ruin utensils when you are attempting to cook on the stove.
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BUT you CAN cook macaroni 'n' cheese.*
