When some people are sad, they may go for a walk, read a book, or drown their sorrows in mad wine and nachos. When I'm sad, I look at pictures of Celine Dion.
1.I look at this picture of Celine Dion gazing longingly into her own wax figure and I feel like I can do just about anything.
2.I look at this clusterfuck of early '00s fashion and I feel instantly transported to 2004 when life was easy and everything wasn't just the worst.
3.Sometimes I even just sit and google pictures of Celine Dion at the 1999 Oscars awards wearing a reverse tuxedo and smile.
4.Imagine being not only a vocalist but also a master of drag.
5.Imagine pretending to do the limbo while making an entrance on an escalator.
6.She may sing "The Power of Love," but Miss Dion has the power of changing my mood from being a bitter salty pos...to a happy burgeoning angel.
7.Steal that baby, kwane.
8.Show me your muscles, you legend!
9.Iconic!
10.Yaaass!
11.*Mumbles random gay buzzwords of the moment in an attempt to be gay and relatable*
12.Master of the jerk-off gesture.
13.Master of being French Canadian and greeting people by saying "Bonjour hi."
14.Master of looking at herself kissing a tiny baby with a flower literally growing out of it.
15.Now, meditate on this picture of her hitting that note...
16....and admire this dramatic smoky eye.
17.Because of Celine Dion, Tiger Woods has been canceled.
18.Get it, kwane.
19.Putt it, legend.
20.OK yes, a muscle bottom.
21.Scare the children!
22.Take a kayak!
23.Show 'em the goods, m'lady!
24.In conclusion, this picture is supposed to be a wax figure of Celine Dion...lol.
