Here Are Some Really Great Tweets From The Comey Hearing

"This hearing is a pathetic and transparent attempt to distract from Infrastructure Week."

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I gotta testify Come up in the spot Lookin extra fly.

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Comey is singing Lose Yourself in his head right now.

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James Comey actually swears to tell the truth each morning in the bathroom mirror but no harm to double up.

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Hi, welcome to TGI Friday's, Trump asked the head of the FBI to end a corruption investigation against him and when he said no, he fired him

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me hearing hillary clinton email questions on june 8, 2017

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"I just think it's funny how...." -Comey #comeyday

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Trump reaching for his phone, his lawyers:

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Trump woke up to find his room filled with thousands of dummy phones. Still sorting through them trying to find his real one.

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(donald sits on the steps of the white house in golf clothes, waiting for a "big special golf surprise" that has ye… https://t.co/II4RGreO8Q

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This hearing is a pathetic and transparent attempt to distract from Infrastructure Week.

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Nice to see a Burr working against treason for once.

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Me rooting for Comey while knowing the corruption of the FBI

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"lordy I hope there are tapes" is the old white guy equivalent of "i wish a bitch would"

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I need 'Lordy, I hope there are tapes' on a t-shirt

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PREDICTION: "Lordy I Hope There Are Tapes" will be the most popular album title for college a cappella groups in 2017

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Wife: "Hey did you eat the fried rice leftovers? That was my lunch." Me: "I am declining to answer that question in an open setting."

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TACO BELL WORKER: weren't you here earlier today? ME: I can't answer that question in an open setting.

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Aaron Sorkin is 100% beating off right now

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The fellow Trump opted to fire Wrote memos consistently prior For he came to notice The shady new POTUS Was also, by nature, a liar.

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