The sky is blue, the Earth is round, and Aubrey Plaza just smoked weed with a couple of weed nuns.
I hear you asking, "What's a weed nun? Are they, like, REAL nuns?" The answer is — they are members of the Cannabis-growing Sisters of the Valley, which was founded in 2011, and here is their origin story:
"Michelle Obama tried to talk to Congress about how unhealthy our children's meals are. Congress declared pizza a vegetable because it made our children's meals look healthier than they are. So I declared myself a nun. I said, 'If pizza is a vegetable, I'm a nun.'"
Anyways, to promote her new film The Little Hours (which is set at a convent), Aubrey got high in this new Cut video and it's exactly as iconic as you'd think it would be.
There's a little bit of this...
Some of this...
And there's even...nun porn?
By the end, Aubrey is bonded for life and fully convinced that if she wasn't acting she'd be a weed nun.
Anyways, you really need to watch the whole thing for the full weed nun experience. Enjoy!
