1. The secret to why Legos always end up underneath your feet:
What #legos do when we aren't looking.
2. This hilarious take on leftovers:
when the nap so good you have to save it for later
3. This mirror into what you and your S.O. look like when you both are being petty:
When you and your girl arguing and you're both wrong so you start mocking each other
4. These two friends who are completely loyal to each other:
5. This attempt at solving the puzzle on Wheel Of Fortune:
SUCK IT DORK
6. This reveal of Bob's Burgers new management:
bob is dead
7. THIS clapback:
8. This simple, yet perfect phone pun:
I rest my case
9. THIS unfortunate placement of World Book encyclopedias:
PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves
10. This observation of the Candyland game cover:
THESE DUMB ASSHOLES ARE HOLDING LEFT HANDS
11. These potential hecklers:
poet: knick knack.. paddy whack.. me: this guy is awful my dog: i know right poet: ..give the dog a bone my dog: actually lets hear him out
12. This small detail that changes EVERYTHING:
if u put a parental advisory warning on any picture of ruth bader ginsburg it immediately becomes a hard ass mixtap… https://t.co/l0L4riSzCW
13. This example of hard work truly paying off:
Been through a lot to get it! Took some time but I finally was able to buy a breakfast sandwich frm Dunkin' donuts
14. This accurate tweet about fashion trends at concerts:
white males deciding outfits for concerts
15. This hilarious dating question:
16. This perfect movie reference:
17. Finally, this tweet that perfectly sums up your end-of-day routine:
Me looking at my own snapchat stories, selfies and tweets after a long day, just reflecting on how great I am.