Parents·Posted on Jun 16, 201715 Reasons Why I Should Never Have A ChildI can barely take care of myself.by Amanda RodriguezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. There is honestly like nothing in my fridge at the moment. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. I barely know what to get myself at the grocery store, I don't know what the fuck a baby needs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. My apartment is not properly furnished for a baby. Fairy Trainer 🌙 @texastogepi This is the gaming room in our new apartment, rate my setup 11:24 PM - 05 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Babies need furniture and stuff. 4. I'm barely getting over the anxiety of making my own appointments, I can't make one for a child. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. I can't depend on Google for everything. View this post on *Googles* Will you plz change this diaper for me? 6. I crack way too many jokes and I honestly don't know where to draw the line with children. View this post on It's just better to not have one, for me. 7. I don't think I'm patient enough to deal with a child. Chase Giunta @ChaseGiunta Wife: "How's your day going?" Me: 08:08 PM - 07 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite It's gonna be a no from me, dawg. 8. Is there such thing as parental control when you're the parent?! bubbles @bubblestbh Me as a parent 08:04 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite I only know the explicit versions of songs. 9. I am WAY too emotional to deal with a baby. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. I can barely do my own hair, I can not do a child's hair. I can't fuck them up like that. Hanna De Castro @urchicahanna My mom was told to give me a half up half down hairstyle. She didnt know what that meant so she did this.. 07:51 PM - 11 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Pinterest is NOT helpful, YouTube is NOT helpful, Google is Not helpful. 11. I go to the movies WAYYYY too much to have a child, and I am not about to be that person with a baby. Shocked Meme @Shockedmeme When you're at the movies and someone brings in a crying baby 11:21 PM - 22 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite And I'll be damned if I'm gonna pay someone to watch a baby while I'm watching a movie - TOO MUCH MONEY SPENT. 12. I might have not done my laundry in like a week or two, this is DEFINITELY not going to work out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. I once killed a goldfish because I didn't know you had to filter the water...WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO A CHILD?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. I can't even take care of a Sims baby, how can I take care of a real one?! Sims Logic @SimsLogic "OMG, my baby is on fire! I need to tweet this!" 05:53 PM - 10 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite There's no MOTHERLODE in real life. 15. In the end, I honestly think I'm just way too petty to be a parent. View this post on Sorry, not sorry. Shoutout to all the parents out there, keep doin' ya thang. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF I'm gonna be over here, doin' my thang...without a baby. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF