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    21 Problems You'll Only Get If You Have Shitty Eyebrows

    "Delete that pic of me, I don't have my brows on."

    1. You will never be defined as "eyebrow goals".

    2. Quotes like this become your mantra.

    3. You understand the difference having brows can make.

    4. You pretend like you're not salty that cartoon characters have better brows than you.

    5. Scrolling through your Instagram feed and feeling personally victimised by how good your friends brows look.

    6. You'll never understand how YouTube beauty gurus can make it look so EASY.

    7. Because their instructions on how to define your brows mean NOTHING to you.

    8. You're always having to get your eyebrows tinted.

    9. You never realised just how truly expressionless your face looked without brows.

    10. You always have to worry about someone messing with your brow makeup...

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    Acceptable grounds for divorce, imo.

    11. ...because you spent so long trying to get them on point.

    12. You swear half of your pay cheque goes straight to brow products alone.

    13. You always get dragged for being late.

    14. You've totally considered shaving your eyebrows and having them tattooed on.

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    But the thought of having them there forever is scary AF.

    15. Your eyebrow-blessed friends always offer to give you a makeover just to prove they can "fix your brows".

    16. But you secretly love it as it gives you a chance to use them as a method of seduction.

    17. You have constant anxiety you'll be the subject of a brutal subtweet...

    Just @ me next time.

    18. ...or that someone will get you this merch with this on it for Christmas

    19. But at least you don't have to go through the pain of waxing or threading as often...

    20. ...and if they mess it up, no worries. Nobody can see your brows on the best of days

    21. But you'd be lying if you said you weren't waiting for invisible brows to become a trend