Let me first start this off by saying dogs are great. I have nothing against them.
They can also be really funny. I love a good dog tweet as much as the next person.
If you've never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoy
Well actually, probably not as much as the next person. Because I've noticed lately that people are fucking OBSESSED with dogs.
Seriously, who has been doing the PR for dogs in the past year??? Give them a big ol' raise because I swear public interest in dogs and puppies has SKYROCKETED.
These motherfuckers are the total package: they're cute, they're glorious, and they're hella badass.
They're such strange, gangly creatures that are also (somehow) elegant AF.
Just like dogs, they're perfect at all ages of their life.
And look at what they do when they sleep!! They curl their heads around to rest on their butt pillow.
Even the Very Cool Teens who wrote this list know how cool giraffes are. "Pet a giraffe" features on the Summer Bucket List of 2017... and there is not a dog in sight.
