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god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Me: It's gonna be a good day. Anxiety: It's like you don't even care about what happened in third grade anymore.
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Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too.
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My grandfather fought in 2 wars & I just had to audibly practice what I was gonna say to the lady at the drive thru bc of my social anxiety.
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BRAIN: hey whachya doin ME: nothing just relaxing BRAIN: would u like to think about all of ur failures ME: what no BRAIN: and away we go
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Things that give me anxiety 1. Everything
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when you tell ppl you have anxiety and can't do something & they tell u to just be positive and not think about it
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Me: Goodnight. Brain: Pssst. Me: What? Brain: What disease do you think we have?
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me: *lights one candle* me: my depression is cureD *eye twitches* anxietY whom? *hyperventilates* just positive vibes bro*winks w both eyes*
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brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you me: why did you bring me this brain: just because
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*mechanic wipes his hands on a rag* Well, there’s your trouble *points to a lifetime of crippling depression and anxiety*
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anxiety be like: me: what a nice car ride brain: yes but what if u stay single forever & never have kids me:
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im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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my anxiety: something is wrong me: what is? my anxiety: something me: can you give me a general idea my anxiety: s o m e t h i n g
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Social anxiety means that sometimes I throw parties and worry that people will show up.
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Live footage of me trying to lead a normal life with anxiety/depression:
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Me: anxiety is fun to joke about! Anxiety: nothing you say is funny.
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my anxiety: hey me again me:
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second base is having an anxiety attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time
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anxiety in one picture
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You know when you have friends and then your anxiety is like ARE THEY YOUR FRIENDS THO
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anxiety triggers: -not eating enough -eating
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when ur parents try to get u to open up about ur depression and anxiety
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Humans are 90% water. We're basically cucumbers with anxiety.