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Khatron ke Khiladi.
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Things school should teach: Sustainable living Self-awareness Design Financial plannin What they teach: How to find area of fckin trapezium
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Other people in relationships vs me
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Jitne dhokhe khaaye hai us hisaab se I should get Sadma Bhushan award
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Admit it – this epic scene from Baahubali 2 brought tears to your eyes.
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Resume vs Real Life
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I learnt optimism from my mom. Mom: how was your exam? Me: Bekaar Mom: Bohot Bekaar Ke thoda Bekaar?
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"More love marriages end up in divorces than arranged ones" Joh apni marzi se shaadi nahi kar paye woh apni marzi se divorce kaise karenge
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I told this girl to talk dirty to me in DM. Now we are discussing politics and religion.
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Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.
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Giving up on the window seat is a sign of ageing.
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Game of Thrones is like my extended family, I don't really follow their lives, but I am updated when someone dies.
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I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life also didn't choose me.
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It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own.
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One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR.
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My reaction when Mom gives Lauki for dinner two days in a row.
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“What kind of girl do you like?” Me:
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*At McDonald's* "Ek glass paani dena" "Sir, agar usme burger, coke aur fries add karte ho to meal ho jayega. De doon?"
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Me: Yaar relationship mein bahot problems chal rahi hai. Friend [who hasn't dated a human being in 25 years]: Meri baat dhyaan se sunn
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Aage kya socha hai Akash?
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When you are trying to fix the gas cylinder your mom be like
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SUHAG RAAT without U is SHAG RAAT.
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You like a girl. You try to get friendly. She does get friendly. Only to get to know your hot friend. They date. You are Internet Explorer.
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When there's compulsory attendance for pre-placement talks in B-Schools.
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Interviewer : What are your expectations? Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job? Me : Salary