Buzz·Posted on Nov 19, 201719 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week"Just put men in rice."by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue nothing but respect for MY sexiest man alive 06:31 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. 4. Issa Oh Bitch @CoochCakes Knowing the scoop but also minding my business. 01:49 AM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Brandi Knows He's Not Sexy, It's Short 4 "Sexton" @ItsTheBrandi This cat looks like it's being interviewed by the NYT about Trump's broken promise to bring bodega cat jobs to its… https://t.co/QECDzhv62v 02:31 AM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Juli Gittinger @JLGittinger And they never laughed and called him names again. 02:00 AM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sarah Hagi @geekylonglegs Blake Shelton isn't even the hottest person named Blake Shelton 06:50 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin I can't tell if the standards for Sexy have gotten lower or if the standards for Alive have gotten higher 08:25 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Misty Knight No Crescent Fro @Steph_I_Will “Scott, I told you not to tell her about how you make your Thanksgiving mac and cheese. Cold macaroni noddles and a… https://t.co/gAhZ9j4hLm 06:43 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lazy Susan @comedysusan The last things I'll scream from my death bed 10:30 PM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Krista Doyle @Krista_Doyle Me at 6am: I can't wait to accomplish all my goals today. I have the same number of hours in a day as Beyoncé, let'… https://t.co/OFt3JHn8BC 10:32 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Emma Tyler @EmmaStoneTyler guys BOTH of my roommates are out of town this weekend, you know what that meannnsss..... ...NO, obviously not sex… https://t.co/N1vR8b1GEv 07:45 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. parker poseur @soalexgoes blake shelton looks like a friend's dad who stands in the doorway asking 'what're u girls up to' when ur just tryin… https://t.co/9MZ2ywUJML 05:06 AM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jasmine Sanders @JasMoneyRecords My shirt says "well adjusted" because I think it's important to be aspirational 🤓🤓 08:28 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. roxane gay @rgay Just put men in rice. 04:37 PM - 16 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi It's hard to keep up with all the garbage men so maybe we should have a Hunger-Games type cannon go off and we can… https://t.co/IdfUmlTGHi 05:59 PM - 10 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. hunter harris @hunteryharris new rule the only men allowed are the ones in moonlight the rest of yall can 04:57 PM - 16 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. Kate Willett @katewillett Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I'm the reputation of a guy he's never met 03:33 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite