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First things first, when Patrick was 100% smitten with David literally the FIRST time he met him:
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And then when David left a bunch of adorable voicemails for Patrick:
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When Patrick framed their store's first receipt for David (hello, personal, sentimental gift that proves he has feelings for you):
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And then when they kissed for the first time and melted our hearts into *screams in Moira* PUDDLES:
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When David told Patrick he was nice and Patrick refused to say it back:
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When David was ranting about his BOYFRIEND'S — yes, he said boyfriend — shoes:
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When Patrick made this face after finding out David was in a thruple:
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And then when they made these faces while listening to each other talk:
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When David effortlessly walked into the store and Patrick called him out for it:
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When David gave Patrick half of a hickey:
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When Patrick told David how right he makes him feel:
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When Patrick told David he loves him, 1) because he does and 2) to make his day more stressful:
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And then when he told David that he's his "Mariah Carey," which, as we all know, is the highest honor:
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When David said "I love you" back:
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And then right after when David realized he forgot to get his one true love his tea:
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When Patrick revealed that he's a "butter-voiced beax" and then serenaded the love of his life:
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OK, LIKE I WAS GOING TO BRING UP PATRICK SINGING TINA TURNER'S "SIMPLY THE BEST" WITHOUT LETTING YOU WATCH THE VIDEO:
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AND THEN, GUYS, WHEN DAVID SANG IT BACK TO HIM AS HIS OLIVE BRANCH. SORRY ABOUT MY SCREAMING, I JUST LOVE THEIR LOVE SO MUCH:
