The 12 Types Of Drunk People You Encounter At The Bar

    Which one is you, hmm?

    1. The one who parties 'til dawn and has to be forcibly removed from the bar.

    2. The DRAMA QUEEN.

    3. The one who just sort of fades into the background.

    4. The one who finds the bar's iPod and plays something nobody wants to listen to.

    5. The one who's crossfaded.

    6. The one who can't stop crying.

    7. The one who's been asleep in the corner booth since, like, 9 PM.

    8. The one who gets really ~deep~ about stuff.

    9. The Makeout Bandit™.

    10. The one who becomes a parkour daredevil after leaving the bar (also the one most likely to end up in the hospital with a broken tailbone).

    11. The one who's way too friendly.

    12. The one who always makes an Irish Exit around midnight.

    Illustrations by Adam Ellis