The 25 Most Important Kitten Hugging Techniques

"I didn't realize that my pounce would hurt you."

"There is no blanket that will keep me as warm as you do."

"Putting the 'squee' into 'squeeze.'"

"No one will ever take this most important thing away from me."

"My chin is your hat and your head is my pillow."

"There is no greater feeling than to hug and to be hugged."

"Sometimes the misogyny on Reddit really gets to us and we just hug it out."

"KO! I win all the cuddling I want!"

"If I hug you, will you stop petting me?"

"This photo has been made private."

"It's totally normal to fantasize about other kittens while we're hugging... right?"

"I'm sorry you didn't get that promotion, but I truly believe that everything happens for a reason."

"I want to kiss you for real, but I think we both know that's a terrible idea. Let's just hug goodnight for just a little bit too long."

"I really wish you guys would stop with the PDA."

"Someday you won't want hugs all the time. I'll pretend I'm okay, but secretly it will break my heart."

"YOU DREAMT ABOUT HORSES TURNING INTO BEES AS WELL? I am so freaked out right now."

"Sorry, I lost track of time. It's like you're part of me."

"Later, I will actually find them and punch them in the face."

"I know you want to move to Prague after graduation but what am I supposed to do without you?"

"Everything is so good between us... so why do I still feel this emptiness?"

"This is literally the most comfortable I have ever been or ever will be, but I really have to pee."

"MEWWWWWWW"

"I guess I must have fallen asleep... WAIT, WHAT TIME IS IT?!"

"My mom is going to kill me."

"Someone at school said that you aren't real, but don't worry – I don't believe them."

"I don't even know it yet, but years from now, the memory of this hug is going to get me through some really tough days."