1.
In the beginning: Sex is hot, buttgrabby, and deliciously spontaneous.
After two years: You gotta make sure it fits around watching House of Cards.
2.
In the beginning: Date nights are all moonlight walks and talking about hopes and dreams with butterflies in your stomach.
After two years: Date night is about coupons and how to avoid getting diarrhoea.
3.
In the beginning: Listening to each other is how you show support.
After two years: Listening without actually listening is how you show support and watch primetime TV.
4.
In the beginning: Disagreeing about stuff is something you accept graciously.
But after two years you realise that was NAIVE. SO NAIVE.
5.
In the beginning: You seduce each other with lovely compliments.
After two years: A boner is basically a lovely compliment.
6.
In the beginning: You feign interest in each other's weird stories.
After two years: You just nip that shit in the bud.
7.
In the beginning: You try to suppress your inner crazy.
After two years: Every crazy little detail about you will come out and in full force.
8.
In the beginning: Kissing is basically your mouths having sexy sexual sex.
After two years: It's playful and cute as fuck.
9.
In the beginning: You pretend not to have bodily functions.
After two years: You will be relaxed enough to fart all goddamn day long.
10.
In the beginning: Your grooming game is on point.
After two years: Pants are basically optional.
11.
In the beginning: You gush over how beautiful bae is.
After two years: You still gush, but about how much you love them even though they are annoying as fuck.
12.
In the beginning: Buying thoughtful and cute gifts is a massive win.
After two years: Getting the present you actually needed is a massive win.
13.
In the beginning: You share everything willingly.
After two years: You dare not touch each other's food unless you've asked first.
14.
In the beginning: Being comfortable around each other means not having to say anything.
After two years: Being comfortable around each other means the ability to say everything.