9.Play The Drums In A Soundproof Room Elsewhere In The Arena
10.Shift His Molecular Vibration Over To An Alternate Universe Where The Band's Already Up To The Drum Part Of “Stairway,” Perform It There, And Then Come Back Just In Time
11.Concoct And Spread The “Mudshark Incident” Rumor As An Experiment In Memetic Engineering
12.Chip In A Few Chanted Verses From Aleister Crowley’s "Liber AL vel Legis" To Keep Jimmy Page’s Black Magick Curse Against David Bowie Going
13.Mate
14.Bed Down The Significant Others Of Each And Every Member Of Vanilla Fudge
15.Translate The Song's Lyrics Into Quenya
16.Lengthy Bathroom Break
17.Gather A Party Of Stout Bossonian Bowmen And Raid The Pictish Wilderness Ruled By Zogar Sag Beyond The Black River
18.Roll That Shit, Light That Shit, Smoke It
19.Continue His Years-Long Investigation Into The "Paul Is Dead" Rumor – The Very Thing That Would End Up Getting Him Killed When He Got Too Close To The Truth
20.Unleash His Berserker Rage
21.Entertain The Roadies With A Few Monty Python Bits
22.Use His Four Sticks To Sit In For Clyde Stubblefield AND Jabo Starks Over The Phone During A JBs Recording Session
