1. The dorm bed mattress.
2. The library during finals week.
3. The lanyard you wore around your neck for most of freshman year.
4. The first paper you wrote.
5. Your first all-nighter.
6. The one time you *tried* to do the assigned reading.
7. The first time you drank the cheap alcohol from the local liquor store.
8. And all the times that someone took your laundry out of the dryer WITHOUT ASKING.
9. Trying to choose a major.
10. When you tried sneaking someone or something into your dorm and the R.A. walked by.
11. Trying to complete your thesis.
12. Eating half a pizza before realizing it was a week old.
13. Taking your trash out.
14. The one professor who always called on you when you CLEARLY had no idea what was going on.
15. Getting stuck with 8 a.m. classes.
16. Participating in icebreakers.
17. Having to buy textbooks.
18. When someone that lived in your dorm decided it would be cool to cook some SMELLY ASS FISH.
19. The dorm showers.
20. And, of course, POOPING IN THE COMMUNAL BATHROOM.
21. Dealing with financial aid.
22. And then, of course, trying to figure out how you're going to pay off your loans while your school asks you for money at the same time.
23. When you got to class late and therefore had to sit IN THE FRONT.
24. And when you walked out of class because your professor was 10 minutes late and you ran into him in the hall.
25. When you took a shower, forgot your key, and found yourself locked out in your towel.
26. When you decided to splurge on a nice meal.
27. And the time you thought, "I think I'm ready for college to end."
