1. Lemon parties are the best parties:
...or maybe not:
2. Never sleep on planes:
3. What to wear after 6 p.m.:
4. Teenage Liz is the best Liz:
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6. And teenage Liz's jeans are the best thing to have ever happened ever:
7. How to be unpopular:
8. Watch out for really tall 12-year-olds:
9. How to live your life to the fullest:
10. The perfect method for getting out of jury duty:
11. Some names are always funny:
12. Ten is way, way too late:
13. What BP was really trying to do:
14. How to enter a room:
15. How to know when your spending has gotten out of control:
16. Everyone needs a little R & R:
17. How to have a great weekend:
18. The day doesn't start until your first glass of wine:
19. "A Blaffair To Rememblack" needs to happen:
20. You may want to keep your dying confessions to yourself:
21. There's nothing more irresistible than a wink from Lutz:
22. Perfect life plans:
23. How to comfort someone who is crying:
24. Liz Lemon has the best e-mail:
25. You're not human if you don't like Phil Collins:
26. Tracy Morgan may or may not be a sad otter:
27. Jenna's favorite word:
28. The way to a man's heart:
29. The way to a girl's heart:
30. Kenneth is apparently a character on "Lost":
31. Jack's claim to fame:
32. Kenneth's game:
33. Kabletown has the best programming:
34. The key to getting in the president's inner circle:
35. Never while eating. Ever:
Seriously:
36. Sometimes you have to do TWO push-ups:
37. Balloon is THE word:
38. Tina Fey's daughter is the cutest:
39. The real meaning of "Google":
40. How to get banned from the Golden Globes for life:
41. Kathy Geiss is a genius:
42. Businesswoman is a word:
43. How to get a one-on-one meeting with someone:
44. The difference between "good" and "well":
45. The proper length of a nap:
46. What American engineers are up to nowadays:
47. Everybody's Sims family dies. It just happens:
48. The two best things in the world:
49. The Food Network is not a great way to get your news...yet:
50. And "Bitch Hunter" is a show that needs to happen... NOW:
