"OK, it's tax season again."
"I got all my receipts, W-2s, charitable info, health-care info, housing info..."
"OK. Concentrate. You can do this."
"No, I don't have any dependents."
"No, I am not a home owner."
"But I worked really hard last year! So let's enter my W-2s and see how much I made after taxes..."
"Wait. I made how much AFTER TAXES?"
"No, seriously. Will Social Security even be available when I'm 65?"
"Wait. It says I still owe the government money... I must have entered something wrong."
"My god. I DO still owe."
"Alright, well I now have a good attitude going into my deductions."
"I think I can itemize my deductions."
"Half of these deductions I cannot understand. Why are they asking for an I-90 g form?"
"Wait, I only qualify for 2 out of 1,347 deductions?!"
"I have to tell the government HOW MUCH about my personal life to write this stuff off?"
"Yeah, I think that old futon I left on the street corner was charity."
"And I know I donated that mattress to Salvation Army."
"I tithed on Easter Sunday for sure."
"Yes. Of course I have receipts for all of these donations."
"Yes, I do still owe a shitload of student loans. Thanks for reminding me of my financial state, IRS."
"But wait...now I get a $91 refund!"
"What's that? My spoiled friend who never works gets a bigger refund than me?"
"Whatever. Still gettin' a refund."
"That was a painful two hours. Lets file this bitch and get it over with."
"WHAT! Now I have to do it again for STATE AND LOCAL TAXES?!"
"Oh, and I have to pay 75 bucks to file this?"
"OK, filed. Status pending..."
"Your Federal Return Has Been Accepted!"
"The IRS has accepted this return."
"You're finished with your taxes."
