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The 15 Worst Things To Say To A DJ

No, they won't play your band's demo. So don't even ask. Control the party and share the music with UE BOOM.

1. "I do a little DJing myself! Can I get in there?"

2. "Guess when my birthday is? TODAY!"

3. "Do you have any Steve Aoki?"

4. "I don't know what it's called, but it's like dumm dee dee dat yeah yeah doopy doop. Play that one."

5. "Can you get my friend in? THANKS!"

6. "Do you take requests?"

7. "Which songs do you have?"

8. "Play something me and my girls can dance to!"

9. "HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE THAT SONG?!?!"

10. "Just play it off my phone!"

11. "I don't like this song... can you just change it?"

12. "Can you do that wikka-wikka thing?"

13. "What does this button do?"

14. "It's too loud, can you turn it down?"

15. "Can I just set my drink on your table for like five minutes?"

Forget the chatter. Make it about the music with UE BOOM.