1. The kisses are way better.
2. Dogs never care what you look like, they'll love you when you're all done up or when you're in your pajamas.
3. They ALWAYS miss you when you're gone.
4. Your dog will never get mad if you make a wrong turn, he's just happy to cruise and be with you!
5. Their faces are more squishy and adorable than any human's face could be.
6. Your dog will never judge you for your weird sense of humor.
7. They're excellent listeners.
8. Pretty sure there aren't any humans out there who have tails that they wag just because they LOVE YOU.
9. It's been proven that it is impossible for a human to have the superior snuggling abilities that dogs have.
10. Humans don't have paws...that is all.
11. Your dog is always down to hang on the couch and watch whatever TV show you want, just as long as she's with you.
12. You never have to meet a dog's parents (and even if you did, it would just be an extra adorable event anyway).
13. Your dog has seen you naked and she doesn't judge you.
14. According to your dog, you don't have flaws--you're just completely awesome, and that's it.
15. When you get a bit messy your dog only appreciates you more, because she can make a bed out of anything you leave on the floor.
16. You can whip a jar of peanut butter out of the cabinet and your dog will think you're a culinary genius.
17. Dogs are never afraid to show how much they love you...
18. ...and as soon as a dog enters your life, you know you'll have loyal, loving friend forever.
DOGS > EVERYTHING
